I think my strongest asset maybe by far is my temperament. I have a placeholding temperament. Some people have an ability to write placeholder text… It’s an art you’re basically born with. You either have it or you don’t. An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s placeholder text is a fraud. I know words. I have the best words.

I have a 10 year old son. He has words. He is so good with these words it’s unbelievable. An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum’s birth certificate is a fraud. Lorem Ipsum is FAKE TEXT!

I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things. If Trump Ipsum weren’t my own words, perhaps I’d be dating it. An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum’s birth certificate is a fraud.